@simonpegg: Me and Cumbersbumberswumbers wearing neutron cream. Before we told him it wasn’t real.
OH MY GOD
“Three years can really change a person, John.”
H O L Y F U C K
I don’t know how to feel about this. If you squint and turn your head to the right, he looks a bit like Paula Deen…
I was there! Dammit omegle.
can we talk about how sherlock holmes says ‘neat’
oh these kids were eating themselves to death with mercury poisoned chocolate
golly gee john come look isn’t that just nifty
Okay. This. This here is why I’m starting to dislike the johnlock fandom. If Sherlock says no to sex acting like a dick about it wont make Sherlock want to have sex with you. You think he’s going to have sex with you after you call him a bitch? No. Making Sherlock uncomfortable and using the excuse ‘I see the way you look at me’ is not an excuse. Just because the tag is johnlock I’m not going to give you smut. If you want smut then maybe be nice to Sherlock and earn it. Saying no one else will ever comfort him is just emotional abuse. Would any of this be acceptable in real life? No.
I was loving this! :L
John and Sherlock have a chat the night before their wedding.
Basically? Adorable shmoopy shmoop. Definitely a bit OOC on my part, but fun all the same.
Sherlock: Where’s John?
Irene: He went out, a couple of hours ago.
Sherlock: I was just talking to him.
Irene: He said you do that.
While Sherlock is pretending to be dead and chasing Moran, he still talks to John before he realizes he’s alone.
Wholock for my giveaway winner framboisethepele!
Sorry about the gay jokes I just thought about what Moffat would write if this actually happened and this was it ;D